…and the Onion walked off to look for America

This week, America’s most trustworthy news source, the Onion, presents “the Patriotic Issue: News Only Visible to Real Americans.”

Try clicking on the link if you aren’t a real American. That’s right, it won’t work.

By delving into the archives and covering contemporary events, the good folks at the Onion really cut to the core of what being American is all about.

Hot topics include:

Congress Passes ‘America is #1’ Bill

Area Man Passionate Defender Of What he Imagines Constitution To Be

Last Time Sources Checked This Still America

8-Year-Old Accidentally Exercises Second Amendment Rights

Redcoat Holdouts Still Fighting American Revolution

And my personal favorite:
U.S. Flag Recalled After Causing 143 Million Deaths

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